Why do you want to play it if you **** it? Find something you like.

If you **** it, there’s no hope anyways.

“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.”

try pogo chess it highlights where you can put the pieces and then you can learn from there like i did . after a while you learn what happens if you make the wrong move.

but aye im down to play an teach u some stuff -

go to and click on new to chess, lots of information

Pick up a decent primer on the game like an Invitation to Chess by Irving Chernev:

Read it throughly.

This link leads to tutorial. Instead of me telling you about a move you can see it.

Just know the rules from any of your friends or even from the internet ((http://www.princeton.edu/~jedwards/cif/intro.html) and play games as many as you can to become a nice chess player.

or you could go to chesshere.com and play against people who are at different skill levels and they can teach you. There are also tonnes of books on it. But the last answerer is right….you need to play to learn.

check this out
but i have to tell you this that the only way of learning the game is to play it